Gem no 1) – Courtesy of Freecycle
“Offered: Wall mounted bedroom cupboard and rubble”
Wall mounted bedroom rubble? Not sure about that.
Gem no 2) – Courtesy of a recent letter:
“You are invited to attend an appointment in Dr Jeffs, Pain Clinic”
What?!? Will they shrink me down so as to be injected into this Dr Jeffs, a la ‘Inner Space’ or is he simply a very large, encompassing gent? The mind boggles.